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DUZA BEAR and the Cold Bear Report

COLD BEAR REPORT


YouTube Comedy / Satire

From the wilds of Canada comes a comedy with bite!

Hosted by DUZA BEAR, the Cold Bear Report paws at the hypocrisy of right leaning politics, claws at the stupidity of humanity and the roars with the ridiculousness of a bear with gear making a "current affairs" TV show!

With full episodes of "The REPORT" (with a hard "T" at the end, like it should be!), clips, bonus bits and Cold Bear Report SHORTS, the DUZA BEAR youtube channel is your one stop shop for all things COLD BEAR.

Episode CBR-0La (Season 0 - Episode 1):
A COLD BEAR CHRISTMAS
Pilot:   DUZA rushes to the studio for the taping of his Christmas Special, with musical guests ELVISH KOSTELLO and the Unattractions and a special guest visit from the North Pole!

Episode CBR-0Lb (Season 0 - Episode 2):
DODOs, a Unicorn & some THREAT UP
While still trying to figure out what the show's going to be about, DUZA copies a page from the old Ed Sullivan show with some high art (we think that's what that was), then launches into the first of his repeating comedy bits!   Featuring the desk pieces: BIRD (Dodo); and THREAT UP (Lists).

Episode CBR-0Lc (Season 0 - Episode 3):
THE BALL DROPS ON 2020
DUZA introduces the first HEROs & ZEROS desk piece (no one's willing to correct his spelling); then tosses it to MARTY MOLE on the roof for the New Year's Countdown and Ball Drop; and then a final performance by ELVISH KOSTELLO and the Unattractions (banned in Iran, North Korea, Cuba or Syria - I'm serious!) before joining Duza for a late night snack.

Episode CBR-1Aa (Season 1 - Episode 1):
O'TOOLE TIME
DUZA begins the move into the new Studio, introduces his new bit ROAD RAGE and then does an Interview of an Interview on the Street with Conservative Leader ERIN O'TOOLE, or a reasonable stand-in for the bloated skin bag.

Episode CBR-1Ak (Season 1 - Episode 2):
SPECIAL REPORT: FAREWELL MOTHER TR**MPER!
After the second repeating desk bit: a Special Impeachment Edition of BIRD, DUZA covers treasonous prior US Presidents and then introduces a Special TR**MPUTE to the Pooh Flinging Mother Tr**mper!

Episode CBR-1Ba (Season 1 - Episode 3):
FIBerals
Duza Bear lays out the show's Mission Statement, paws at Justin Trudeau and the Liberals along with a few well earned hits on the Opposition parties, goes for another angry drive and then takes a walk in the snow.

Episode CBR-1Bj (Season 1 - Episode 4):
HOPE and UNITY
After rummaging through the opening Duza Bear spends a moment with the new Yout Correspondent, Ritchie; then has a run in with some unionized Beavers on the crew before presenting a pre-taped bit on the Biden Inaugural (guest starring Bernie) and finally wrapping up the show with a yap on a snowy log about the Americanization of Canada.

Episode CBR-1Bt (Season 1 - Episode 5):
SINGLES, DOUBLES & STRIKE-OUTS
The rushed--to-release Valentine's Day episode with Duza crooning, lesbian Koalas and French restaurants, and Carl Sagan reminding you how insignificant you are.

Episode CBR-1Bz (Season 1 - Episode 6):
The ENEMY of My ENEMY is My NDP
We largely let NDP Leader JAGMEET SINGH speak for himself even though he's a bit of a repeater, and then flambée the whole Conservative-New Democrat alliance. Somewhere in there is a joke or two and we're not talking about the fact we use our generic YOUPIE puppet for every NDP leader no matter what.