My name is Ethel Davidson.
Legally I'm Ethel, that is for banks, doctors, hospitals, credit cards and the like. Everybody else calls me Pat and a few even call me Gracie.
After my husband was killed in a car accident a lawyer resurrected a birth certificate with the name Mary Margret on it.
Even my last name is confusing. I thought my last name was Marshall, then found out it was actually Elliott and then I married a Davidson which I've been the longest so maybe that's not too bad.
Ok now - - Ethel, Pat, Gracie, Mary Margret. Marshall, Elliott, Davidson, what gives? Who am I?
If you think you're confused now, wait, it gets more confusing, but of course, I'm getting ahead of myself...